"Please Continue I Was Not Listening Anyway" Funny Sarcastic Humor T-Shirt

$36.07 CAD

For the selective listener. The expert nodder. The person who figured out long ago that most conversations end the same way whether you were paying attention or not.

This bold graphic pairs the message everyone is thinking with the one animal that says it best. A donkey walking away, signed simply: ASS.

Perfect for anyone who values their mental peace, hates unnecessary meetings, or just wants to make their friends laugh out loud. A genuinely funny gift that needs no explanation — though they probably weren't listening to it anyway.

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  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.