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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

$44.32 NZD

Somewhere between the team building exercises and the mandatory fun there is a manager who has given up on subtlety. The meetings did not work. The pizza parties did not work. The motivational posters definitely did not work.

So here we are.

For the office cynic, the veteran who has heard every speech, the crew member who knows exactly how this works, and anyone who has ever sat through a morale meeting with a straight face.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

A perfect gift for coworkers, retiring managers, military veterans, and anyone with a dark sense of humor about workplace motivation. Great for birthdays, work anniversaries, and boss appreciation days.

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves.

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More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide these measurements. Note that there might be a discrepancy of up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint: Compare these measurements with a similar item you own by measuring it at home.

A Length

Start measuring from the base of the collar at the top of the garment (at the highest shoulder point) down to the bottom edge of the item.

B Width

Measure from one side seam under the sleeve across to the opposite side seam.

C Sleeve length

Begin at the middle of the back collar, extend the tape along the shoulder seam, and follow down to the end of the sleeve cuff.

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