Everyone Sins You Are Fine Funny Devil Theology Shirt
His most successful lie isn't dramatic. It's this.
Not "do evil." Just "everyone does it." Normalize it. Spread it thin enough across enough people that it stops feeling like a choice and starts feeling like weather. If sin is universal and acceptable, accountability disappears — and so does the need for grace.
Relativism didn't come from philosophers. It came from him. And he's been running that play since the garden.
Wear it as a reminder of how the oldest trick in the world still works on modern people every single day. Or gift it to someone sharp enough to appreciate the theology behind the joke.
He's not wrong that everyone sins. He's just very carefully leaving out the rest of the story.
More details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Brian
- Email: contact@support.myperspectivetees.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Everyone Sins You Are Fine Funny Devil Theology Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|
