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Shit I Don't Have Time For Funny Hourglass

$24.95

Time is the one thing you cannot get back. And some people have finally decided to stop spending it on things that have absolutely nothing to do with them.

This shit. Your shit. Their shit. Half of this shit. Any of this shit. Anything that doesn't have shit to do with me.

If you have ever looked at your day and wondered how you ended up here again this one is for you. For the person who has finally stopped apologizing for protecting their time. For the one who has gotten very selective about what they give their energy to.

Life is short. The hourglass is running. Choose accordingly.

A perfect gift for birthdays, retirements, work friends, and anyone who has recently discovered the word no. For the brutally honest person in your life who says what everyone else is thinking.

Shit I Don't Have Time For.

This one has real viral potential on Facebook too. Worth keeping in mind for an organic post before you boost.





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More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Shit I Don't Have Time For Funny Hourglass Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide these measurements. Note that there might be a discrepancy of up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint: Compare these measurements with a similar item you own by measuring it at home.

A Length

Start measuring from the base of the collar at the top of the garment (at the highest shoulder point) down to the bottom edge of the item.

B Width

Measure from one side seam under the sleeve across to the opposite side seam.

C Sleeve length

Begin at the middle of the back collar, extend the tape along the shoulder seam, and follow down to the end of the sleeve cuff.

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